You Say-I Say: By Staff Contributors

You Say- I saycolumn acts as your de facto glossary!

You Say religion, I say God!You say gangbanger, I say Original gangster! You say Facebook, I say fb. You say Park Ridge, I say Disturbia. You say boy-band, I say kids with the first name of Justin. You say crazy, I say misunderstood. You say club, I say Rave. You say loose change, I say dust. You say Daley, I say corruption. You say Just Jay, I say (almost!) perfect! You say blue BMW, I say the hot girl living down the block. You say Gaga, I say Perry. You say Electro, I say Guetta. You say Pulitzer, I say Chicago Sun-times. You say cute, I say fine. You say insomnia, I say Faithless. You say 23, I say Jordan. You say notorious, I say Nino. You say DJ, I say title. You say guys shouldn't cry, I say I cry, dumb-ass!

You Say rap, I say hip-hop! You Say education, I say where? You Say German, I say Arian. You Say Luke, I say my favorite Book. You Say psychology, I say psychopathology. You Say Paganism, I say mythology. You Say pain, I say Love! You Say America, I say Paradise. You Say Jay, reading sucks, I say so does being illiterate! You Say N'Sync, I say NKOTB. You Say perfect ten, I say fine dime. You Say prodigy, I say Sexy Face. You Say chaos, I say correct (in theory). You Say chatroom, I say cyber-gossip. You Say PLURr, I say PLUR! You Say black and gold, I say bittersweet memories. You Say it's okay because he's Jay, I say Just J'ified! You Say god of parties and wine, I   say Dionysus. You Say B.C.E, I say B.C. You Say goodbye, I say LATER!